Technology=1 vs Allie=0

I have been waiting for websites to load on my lap top for the past hour. And I have wasted 1/2 of my battery doing so. I'm about to throw my wireless out the window.

Tell me how Google opens quickly but my Gmail refuses? And when I reload a website sometimes it loads and sometimes it doesn't. I wish that it was possible for humans to be this unresponsive and still be someone or something that we "need."

And this is how I'm feeling right about now...


This would be actually a comparable feet considering I own a lap top and would have to possess super human strength to bite through my keyboard.